Entries from November 2009 ↓

Shocker (1989)

IMDB: Shocker

Basic Plot: Crazed maniac killer, uh, kills people.

Outburst:The only thing shocking about this movie is how many people like it (who ARE you folks).  Even worse, Wes Craven is talking about doing a remake.  The only good acting was from Mitch Pileggi, but then he had the least horrible lines to work with.

0 stars/CULT – I think the movie has no redeeming features, and I like B-slashers.  However, so many masses are drooling over the wonders of this film I felt obligated to award it cult status.  In reality, it is Wes Craven himself who has cult status.  He should start a religion.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shocker_(film)

The Preacher’s Wife (1996)

IMDB: The Preacher’s Wife

Basic Plot: Dramady about an angel sent to help a troubled preacher. His presence, however, seems to cause more problems than it solves.

Outburst: Nothing like a feel good Christmas movie to get you into the holiday spirit.

(2 of 3 stars) — This is not a family movie so much as a story for ladies who watch romances.

Wikipedia: The Preacher’s Wife

Skinwalkers (2006)

IMDB: Skinwalkers

Basic Plot:  Werewolves battle each other over a child fated to bring about an end to lycanthropy.

Outburst:  It wasn’t a terrible movie, because it would have been funnier. Not very good, weak premise and mediocre acting.

— Only if you are truly bored and really like werewolves.

Official Skinwalkers Website